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Lone Wolf Red 138W-06
If you ever want to see “Elfie” again bring bagels (at least 2 cinnamon raisin and cream cheese) NLT Thursday December 7, 2006 to your place of work. Place the items in commonly used area and walk away. If you attempt to notify the authorities Elfie will suffer.
3 comments:
You lose Lone Wolf Red! Perhaps Fava Beans and a nice Chianti would be more appropriate. We will be in touch.
I have complied with the ransom request and you will find the items in the spot on my (Stacey's) desk where the abduction occurred, arranged in a welcoming way as if I was expecting (Bad) Santa. All eyes are watching - an elf de-earing is not taken lightly in these parts...
Little Bo Peep!!!! I am offering my services for a snatch-and-extract on elfie. I have intelligence that point to a viable location for "Operation Jingle Bells".
We will discuss terms with our next communique.
HaVoK-13 Out
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