YOU MUST NOW BRING DOUBLE THE NUMBER OF BAGELS, PLACE THEM IN THE COMMON AREA, AND THEN LEAVE WITHOUT LOOKING BACK.
ELFIE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU WITH NO EARS.
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I will not pander (good word, isn't it Tom) to your demands. I may or may not up the ante, but the time has come to surrender my Elfin friend, or you will face the wrath of a potentially uncomfortable food additive. Please pack him carefully for his return from the North Pole - I much prefer the fantasy of him making trains and dolls for good little boys and girls than wimpering in a corner with his ears turned into doggie chew toys. Your creativity by the way is laudable ;)
Little Bo Peep!!!! I am offering my services for a snatch-and-extract on elfie. I have intelligence that point to a viable location for "Operation Jingle Bells".
First principles. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek? Elfie is adapting quite nicely. http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com
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I will not pander (good word, isn't it Tom) to your demands. I may or may not up the ante, but the time has come to surrender my Elfin friend, or you will face the wrath of a potentially uncomfortable food additive. Please pack him carefully for his return from the North Pole - I much prefer the fantasy of him making trains and dolls for good little boys and girls than wimpering in a corner with his ears turned into doggie chew toys. Your creativity by the way is laudable ;)
ELFIE WILL NOT BE ABLE TO HEAR YOU WITH NO EARS...or see with no eyes...or breath with no mouth...
http://www.wehavetheelf.blogspot.com/
Little Bo Peep!!!! I am offering my services for a snatch-and-extract on elfie. I have intelligence that point to a viable location for "Operation Jingle Bells".
We will discuss terms with our next communique.
HaVoK-13 Out
Peep,
You can contact my team here:
http://operationjinglebells.blogspot.com/
HaVoK-13 Out
First principles. Read Marcus Aurelius. Of each particular thing ask: what is it in itself? What is its nature? What does he do, this man you seek?
Elfie is adapting quite nicely.
http://wehavetheelf.blogspot.com
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